I love my job! by Dr Seuss

I love my job. I love the pay.
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.

I love my office and its location. I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day.
I think my job is really swell, there is nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers, I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my computer and its software; I huge it often though it won't care.
I love each program and every file, I'd love them more if they worked a while.

I am happy to be here. I am, I am.
I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work. I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job-I'll say it again-I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who have come today, in clean white coats to take me away!